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Until we meet
My nights will be a little colder
My days a little shorter
My heart will beat a little less rapid
Until we meet
I know that my arms will be empty
My mind hurting from the constant thought of you
Minutes will seem to be hours
Hours will seem to be months
While months will seem like eternity
Until we meet
The stars in the sky will not affect me
with its gleaming sparkles of life

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Please remember things happen all the time. People die,
they get in car accidents, computers go on the fritz, children
can be very demanding even when we want time for ourselves,
we may feel insecure or shy, and these are just a few of the
many things we encounter every week.

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How can a relationship be any better? I had my breakfast
ready for me when I got out of the shower - and my clothes were
ironed! I did not ask for this, it was just “to get my
day off to a good start”. He would call me after my class
to see if I would be working or if I wanted to meet up. I was
pampered and spoiled. He was always there. Always.

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Every first and third Thursday of the month we will meet
with other group members at a local restaurant, and give
members a chance to RSVP in person for the following Saturday’s
get together. Every couple or single who intends to RSVP
should come prepared to contribute $20 toward party expenses.
How many group members RSVP determines how elaborate Saturday’s
party. Taht’s all you have to do! My husband and I will
then reserve a room for the gathering, and purchase drinks,
candles, and other party essentials. You should bring
something you’ll feel comfortable changing into
and any specifics that you may want for yourself or to share.
Every group member who RSVP’s will be emailed time
and room info late thursday or sometime Friday. We are considering
asking all group members to take a cab to the party location
for added discretion and to avoid parking difficulties.
Let us know what you think.
When replying to this, please include your work hours for
thursdays and saturdays, so that we may decide on times
that suit us all. You may also include other contact information
if you’re comfortable doing so, to fasilitate contact.
Thanks all! Hope for a great response.

Before we begin for some I will be stepping on people toes
other will agree. But one thing for sure everyone will have
a opinion. Dating in the city can be a great way to meet new
people and explore new horizons. However if you become
or are successful at the dating scene and dont follow these
cautions then your hate the scene. Your personality will
reflect it too. Now remember I am talking about real world
not net world.

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First of all, when I met this guy, I thought that it was going
to be just a one night stand type of thing. After I realized
how good the sex was, I though it was going to be just a booty
call type of thing. I new in the beginning that he had a girlfriend
and it didnt bother me at all. Here it is 1 year and 2 months
later and he and I are still an item. He tells me he loves me
all the time, his kids love me, but, he is still seeing this
other girl. He is always telling me that he doesnt care
for her anymore but I believe that is a lie. They have been
together for about 8 years, so there has to be some kind of
love there. Anyway, let me tell you this, I love this man
with all my heart but I want more than what we have, I want
a relationship (Just me and him, for now) What do you think
I should do? Should I keep seeing him even if he still sees
this other woman? OR Should I cut my losses and work on finding
a new love?

I cant begin to express how tired I am. And for once, it has
nothing to do with the fact that Ive been up for too long. I
have done nothing but constantly wonder and worry about
him since the day he decided that I was too much work. I
dont know the answers or solutions to the questions or
problems. I dont know how to fix it this time. I cant stand
not being with him but he cant handle being with me. Theres
no happy medium for us now. There never was. Its all or
nothing now and I chose all; but he chose nothing. And
that leaves me with this. This broken heart, This feeling
of failure., This overwhelming sense of hopelessness.
I dont know how to cope with a situation I have no control
over. I asked God to help me change my desires; she said to
change them myself. So I try everyday to do something completely
independent. Something I couldnt do if he were here. Like
watch a chick movie, or space out on a meaningless project.
But I know that Id rather be doing nothing with him than
anything else without him. And again, Im sad. Sad because
he was my friend, and now I have no welcoming shoulder to
lay my head on. Sad because he made me laugh, and now I struggle
to smile. Sad because I had hope for us, and now I have hope
for nothing. Im sure Ill be ok after time has passed. But
I will forever be changed.

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on
personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

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