Well how about that?

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What a strange day indeed!
As i look back on the day with a great big smile i think to myself, how much better can life be.
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Weights before Cardio

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BARBELLS BEFORE BIKES: STOP DOING CARDIO BEFORE YOU WEIGHT
TRAIN!
by Larry Pepe

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we were having an affair

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We’d been chatting online for several months, talking
on the phone almost nightly for several weeks, when I asked
whether she’d consider driving out to see me during
her spring break. She answered immediately, “I’d
love to. Send me directions.”

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We are the World

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We Are the World

Top 10 reasons for being Belgian:

You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in
your country.
You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
You are either:
like the Dutch, just less efficient
like the French, just less romantic
like the Germans
Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best
beer. Need I say more?
No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and
French. And they make fun of you.
More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders
Face it. It’s not really a country, is it?

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Virgin Married Women ??

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
“Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How
can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he
kept telling me how great it was going to be.

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VIP Sex

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2 years ago, my partner Will was working as a barman in a very
popular night club called Interaction. A friend and I had
gone to the pub for a few quiet drinks after work to relax,
when we decided to go home, get changed and hit the clubs.
I had hoped that Will would have been back at the flat but
he had left me a note saying that he had already left for work.
I quickly showered and decided on my knee length black skirt
with a rather large slit on the side to the thigh, a very revealing
low cut black top and knee high boots.
I jumped in the car and went to pick up Carly for the short
drive into town.
I knew that Will had taken a taxi into work so i knew I could
have a few drinks and Will would drive us home.
We pulled up outside the club and parked. Upon seeing us,
Jamie the bouncer parted the ropes and let us jump the queue.
We went straight upstairs to the bar and ordered some Vodka
Martinis, and went to look for Will.
Upon seeing him at the VIP bar, we smiled and went to sit down.
No sooner had we finished our drinks, Will came over with
two more and winked at us.
He also handed me a piece of paper saying meet me in the VIP
box in half an hour.
I smiled to myself and went off to the ladies to check my make
up. On my way back to our table, I saw that Carly was surrounded
by five or six guys. I sat down and was introduced. At least
now I didnt have to worry about leaving her on her own whilst
I was with Will.
After 35 minutes I excused myself and found my wzy to the
VIP box and let myself in.
No sooner had a closed the door was I pushed hard up against
the wall by Will. He put his hands in my hair and kissed me
hard. I slid my hands down his chest and down to his trousers
when I felt that he was really hard.
I unzipped his trousers and sunk to the plushy carpet, and
started to deep throat him until he was moaning so loud I
thought that people outside would hear us even over the
music.
Suddenly he grabbed my head and pushed me away and sank to
the floor too. There, he pushed me roughly on the floor so
i was on my back where he spread my legs and ran his tongue
along my inner thigh, all the way to my thong.
He pulled at it with his teath and then wrapped my legs around
his neck.
Then he started to lick at my pussy, licking the alphabet
on my clit until I almost climaxed. He then stopped and pushed
in two fingers hitting my G-Spot immediatly.
I cried out and came hard.
He smiled at my response and took his cock and rammed it in
my pussy with no warning. Again, I reached orgasm, and so
did he. He began thrusting again until he came.
Still hard, he stood up, and pulled me upright. He picked
me up and pinned me against the wall. He slipped inside me
again and began thrusting so hard. I was bouncing around
on his cock when there was a knock at the door. We looked at
each other but carried on regardless.
Suddenly the door flew open and in stepped Carly and one
of the guys she had been talking to.
We paid no attention and carried on fucking like rabbits,
only to nitce the Carly and the guy were doing the same thing.
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Viagra Joke

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Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never
heard of it and asked the other what it was for.”It’s
the greatest invention ever, ” he said. “It
makes you feel like a man of 30.” “Can you get
it over the counter?” “Probably - if you took
two.”

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