Viagra Joke

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Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never
heard of it and asked the other what it was for.”It’s
the greatest invention ever, ” he said. “It
makes you feel like a man of 30.” “Can you get
it over the counter?” “Probably - if you took
two.”

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viagra

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Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never
heard of it and asked the other what it was for.”It’s
the greatest invention ever, ” he said. “It
makes you feel like a man of 30.” “Can you get
it over the counter?” “Probably - if you took
two.”

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Vaginal repairs

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After her fifth child, Mary decided that she should have
some cosmetic surgery “down below” to restore
herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors
were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned
that, with five children now being the limit, she’d
tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more
like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic
to find three roses at the end of the bed.

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vacation to remember pt2

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We made friends right away with the other couple and they
offered us some wine and cheese.
They informed us that they are nudists and have engaged
in the swingers lifestlye for the past twenty five years.
Out of respect for us they had put on some clothes and asked
us if we minded their lifestyle.
We had no objections and thought it might be interesting.
We then went to our bedroom and unpacked and took a nap for
an hour.
We decided to take a swim and I put on my new string bikini
and my husband, David, admired me and started feeling me
up. I gave him a Cialis tablet and told him to take it easy.
We came out to the livingroom and there was Paul in the nude
sporting what must have been a 10″ soft cock. I’ve
never seen such a big cock before and was begining to get
wet.
He smiled and offered us a drink. As he went to get the drinks
his cock swayed from side to side and I was losing my balance
and sat down. I never thought that I would actually feel
the way I did on seeing such a monster cock, but the subconscious
has a mind of its own.
Julie entered the room also nude she had a shaven pussy,
a clit ring and two nipple rings and a few tattoes. She had
a tight body for her age. I saw David adjust his swimsuit,
obviously the Cialias had begun to take effect. I was sorry
for have given him the tablet and maybe for the vacation
idea. But it was too late. My pussy was soaked and staining
my bikini bottom. I was turned on by that fantastic looking
cock and Julie was having an effect on me, too. Now I know
that i’m not bi at least until now.

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Update on Steve…

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My friend was wakened from his drug-induced coma about
10days ago, and every day has been filled with small advances
since then that all add up to one BIG WONDERFUL improvement.
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Until We Meet

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Until we meet
My nights will be a little colder
My days a little shorter
My heart will beat a little less rapid
Until we meet
I know that my arms will be empty
My mind hurting from the constant thought of you
Minutes will seem to be hours
Hours will seem to be months
While months will seem like eternity
Until we meet
The stars in the sky will not affect me
with its gleaming sparkles of life

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Untangling the tangled web of love

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Our society is very confused about love. We have this idea
that love is about what we do for someone. This is a very destructive
idea, as it leads to tangled webs of obligation and expectation.
I have often heard the statement, “If you really loved
me, you would drop anything you were doing because I am more
important to you”
This obligatory concept of putting “the one you love”
before your self, can be very self destructive, if you have
not first learned to love and honor your own self. It is also
true that love has nothing to do with doing and everything
to do with allowing.

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Unexpected

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The look in your eyes when you see me approach
fills me with excitement, lust, wanting, need;

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