Oct
30
THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play
- normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
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Oct
26
The Rules of Bedroom Golf
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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play,
normally one club and two balls.
Oct
22
The perfect date, part 1
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A sparkling bead of condensed water ran down the side of
Helena’s wine glass. Her eyes followed it, as it ran
down
the stem, to pool at last on the table top.
Helena was lost in thought, she had spent the evening on
the most incerible date she had ever been on in her life.
Her date, Jesse, had arrived on time, bearing a dozen red
roses, these rested in an etched crystal vase upon the
table, between her wine glass, and a single purple candle,
which provided the only lighting in the room.
Jesse had held open doors for her, pulled her chair out
at the Chez Jacques, a ritzy local restaurant, Jesse had
even gotten the restaurant’s violin player over to
their
table, where he had played some exotic gypsy tune, much
to Helena’s delight. After dinner, they had gone to
the
theater to see Cats, Helena had loved it! It was so delightful.
After the musical, Jesse had driven Helena home, again
opening the car door for her.
When they had arrived, Helena invited Jesse in for a nightcap,
Jesse had accepted, they had a glass of wine together,
Helena had put on some soft music while Jesse had gone
to use the washroom.
Now Helena waited for Jesse to re-appear, she was a little
bit nervous, yet it was an excited nervousness, one of
anticipation.
At last Helena heard the door open, in walked Jesse, she
had changed out of her formal attire, and now wore a
silk teddy, garters, and black sheer nylons. Helena smiling,
arose, Jesse walked, in a slinky stride to the table, extending
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Oct
18
The only good way to lose weight
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There is really only one good way to lose weight safely and
effectively, and keep it off. Eat less ( not less often )
and move more. As a certified personal trainer and someone
who has a degree ( B.S. in Sport and Exercise Science ). I
deal with people All the time wanting to know how to lose
weight. The first thing a person needs to do is find out what
their caloric maintainance level is. In order to lose weight
(Body Fat) You have to be at a deficet. The mistake most people
make is just to stop eating or only eat once, twice, or three
times a day. Most people need to be eating at least four times
a day and as many as six times a day. Once you have your eating
under control you are 60-70% of the way there. Then you need
to find a qualified personal trainer and learn how hard
you need to push yourself and the correct way to do certain
exercises while you are working out. Working out means
cardio and weight training. Then you Must stick with it.
You can not get to where you want to be and stop, and expect
to keep what you have work hard to achieve. That is basically
IT in a nut shell. Loosing weight is not rocket science,
but it does take knowledge and understanding to do it correctly.
Good Luck!
Oct
15
The older man
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She was 23 and he was 40. She was working in a computer lab
where she attened school, he worked there as well. She had
noticed him watching her before, but didn’t really
think about it. One day while she was engrosed in homework,
he made the comment to another worker “I think I will
take Melinda out tonight and get her drunk.” She had
not been paying attention to the conversation, but casually
commented “Well, it’s not like I havn’t
been drunk before”. He smiled and they made plans
to go out that night.
He picked her up outside of her dorm and took her to a local
restaurant. When they arrived, a few others from their
work were there. They ordered dinner, and he commented,
“So what will you have to drink?”. “A rum
and coke” she replied. As the night went on she had
a few other drinks and began to have a buz. He noticed this
and after a little more conversation he says that he better
get Melinda back to the dorm.
As they were driving they began talking, obviously not
heading back to her dorm. He asked her if she knew of some
place where they could go, and she remembered a secluded
spot on the edge of town that her friend had told her about.
They found the spot and he turned off the car. He leaned over
and began kissing her, fondeling her ample breasts as he
did. He continued to kiss her and unzipped her pants, not
getting any resistance from her. He put his hand inside
her pants and played with her clit until he had her nice and
wet. By this time she was very aroused and would have gladly
fucked him right there. He pulled her pants down and treated
her to some oral delight until she was screaming with her
orgasm. He raised his head up and smiled “Did you enjoy
that?” “Yes” she said as she fastened
her blue jeans. He drove her back to her dorm and told her
that he would like for them to get together again, and asked
for her number.
When they were at work, they acted as if nothing had happened.
A few days later she was studying for finals when her phone
rings. “Hey Melinda, this is Bill. Can you meet me
outside in about 15 minutes?” “Sure”
she replied “I need a break from studying”.
She put away her books and got ready to leave. She had gotten
outside before he did, and was squirming with excitement,
hoping they would have another encounter. When he finally
arrived she quickly got into his car. He drove to a motel
and got a room for a couple of hours. As soon as they got in
the room, he began taking her cloths off as he kissed her.
He layed her down on the bed and pleasured her orally until
she was quivering from the orgasm. He finished taking his
cloths off, and then entered her as she lay on her back. He
felt good inside her, and she could tell, he knew what he
was doing. He was riding her hard when he leaned up and said
“I want you to feel my cock sliding in your wet pussy!”.
She did as he asked and became more aroused by this, wanting
even more. He withdrew from her and asked her to roll over
on her stomach. He entered her from behind and fucked her
even more. She put her hand back so she could feel him enter
her and rubbed his cock as he slid into her and she rubbed
her clit as well. When he heard her moans from her second
orgasm, he started pumping hard until she could feel his
hot, wet cum shoot inside of her. They both lay exausted
and dripping with sweat.
He knew she had finals the next day, so he knew he needed to
get her back to the dorm. When he got back to her dorm he told
her that he would see her at work the next day and that he wanted
them to get together again when she came back from Christmas
break. He kissed her goodnight and she went to bed very happy
that night.
When she returned from Christmas break, her work schedule
changed to where a couple of nights a week she had to work
until the lab closed. Bill was working late one night when
she was there. He knew the lab was getting ready to close,
so he called from his office, knowing she would be the one
to answer the phone. She acted as if she was talking to a friend
so her co-workers wouldn’t suspect anything. Bill
told Melinda that once everyone was gone to knock on his
office door. She was becomming impatient as the last 15
minutes went by.
When everyone was leaving, she acted as if she was going
to the restroom, and then slipped back into the hallway.
She anxiously knocked on his door, hoping no one would come
by. He quickly let her in, kissing her once the door was closed.
He led her to a conferance room where he pulled her pants
down and put her on a table where he licked her until she came.
She had to keep her moans down so no one passing by would hear
them. While she was still laying on the table, legs hanging
over the side, he took down his pants and slid his hard cock
inside of her.
He fucked her for awhile, and then withdrew. He asked her
to stand up and turn around, and she obliged. He bent down
and began licking her ass as he fingered her dripping pussy,
getting her nice and relaxed. He stood and entered her again
for a little while, and then withdrew and entered her nice,
tight ass. At first she didn’t know what to think. She
had never experienced this before. As he continued to fuck
her in the ass, it began to feel really good and she began
to move her hips so he would enter her more. She started quivering
from her excitment as she felt him shoot his wad in her ass.
She was stunned at first, not knowing what to think. He could
tell that something was wrong and helped her get her pants
back on. He asked her how she liked it, and she said that she
really enjoyed it. He kissed her again, and reasured her
that as long as she enjoyed it, that it was all that mattered.
She smiled and said that it was kinda of like loosing her
virginity, but they would have to do that again sometime.
Over the next several months they had more encounters,
some in his office, once in her dorm room. He taught her many
things about sex, how a man could please her and how she could
please them. Melinda is out of college now, but still thinks
fondly about her experiance with the older man.
Oct
11
The most powerful aphrodisiac for women?
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Women: Answer this question and help me settle an argument
with another man. What is the most powerful aphrodisiac
in your view or experience? What type of man most excites
you sexually? Are you most excited and intrigued and turned
on by (1) power; (2) musical talent; (3) artistic ability;
(4) money; (5) athletic talent; (6) scientific expertise;
(7) rebels; (8) adventurers and risk takers; (9) intelligence;
(10) Hollywood fame and gorgeousness; or something else.
Another way to ask the question is: Who would turn your head
first and get you wet if they walked into a room: (1) Bill
Clinton/Henry Kissinger; (2) Jimi Hendrix/Bruce Springsteen;
(3) Picasso/Diego Rivera; (4) Bill Gates/Ross Perot;
(5) Michael Jordan/Tiger Woods; (6) Einstein or a Nobel
Prize winning physicist; (7) Che Guevara/Thomas Paine;
(8) a mountain climber, policeman, fireman, or swinger;
(9) a college English professor or novelist or poet; (10)
Harrison Ford/Denzel Washington. The man I know is a college
professor of History, and he claims that intelligence
is the greatest aphrodisiac. (If I were a woman, I’d choose
a jazz musician.)
Oct
8
The Mayonnaise Jar and Coffee
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The Mayonnaise Jar and Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle,
when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise
jar….and the coffee.
Oct
4
The man without a face
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I am a clock ticking away the minuts never to know the hour.
I am a wind, blowing the arms of a willow without disturbing
a bud.
I am a shipless captain with no one to hear my call or answer
my order.
I am a current rushing with no known destination.
I am a drop of water among many drops which govern my soul.
