The Male Manual Of Female Logic

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It is Saturday, a crisp spring afternoon, and you’re
exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch
in front of a televised sporting event, opening beer number
two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered
is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment,
except maybe a bigger television. Suddenly your girlfriend
enters the room and says, “What exactly do you think
you’re doing?”

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The male G spot discovered.

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Finding the male G spot is fairly simple. A well lubricated
finger always makes this exploration more comfortable
and pleasant for the man as anal entry is required. Gently
slip a finger into the rectum deep enough to feel the smooth
bulge of the prostrate (a few minutes spent teasing this
area doesnt go wrong either) gradually work your way deeper
to the top of the bulge and using your fingers as your eyes
look for a small elongated bulgethis is the seminal vessicle,
your partner will be able to help direct you to this spot
through the growing sense of pleasure it gives him, once
found its easy to find again. As to the amount of pressure
to use? its the old adage how long is a piece of string? Everyone
is different some like firmer pressure than others just
dont do it so hard it causes pain. At the moment of orgasm
you will feel it pulsing under your finger as semen and precum
are mixed ready for the journey (bracketing it with two
fingers is better than one as a single finger can easily
slip off the vessicle due to the strength of its pulse).
Time it right (trial and error Im afraid) and you can cause
your man to blow his complete wad in one continuous burst
with the accompanying sensations doing the same I have
found that my own orgasmic sensation at least doubles when
my partner does this let alone the actual length of time
it lasts. Just remember when he cries enough he can always
take a little more :).
Caution!!! Fluid under pressure can take an eye out so remember
and move your head or cover it with your mouth lol. MH1113

The Lotus Totus

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> There’s some mighty fine advice in these words,
> even if you’re not superstitious.
>
> This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck
> from the Anthony Robbins Organization. It has been
> sent around the world ten times so far.
>
> You will receive good luck within four days of
> relaying this Lotus Totus.
>
> Do not keep this message. The Lotus Totus must leave
> your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very
>
> unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are
not
> superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
>
> ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it
> cheerfully.
>
> TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get
>
> older, their conversational skills will be as!
> important as any other.
>
> THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you
have
> or sleep all you want.
>
> FOUR. When you say, “I love you, ” mean
it.
>
> FIVE. When you say, “I’m so rry, “
look the person in
> the eye.
>
> SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get
> married.
>
> SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
>
> EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People
who
> don’t have dreams don’t have much.
>
> NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get
hurt
>
> but it’s the only way to live life completely.
>
> TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
>
> ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
>
> TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
>
> THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t
> want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want
to
> know?”
>
> FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great
> achievements involve great risk.
>
> FIFTEEN. Say “bless you” when you hear
someone! sneeze.
>
>
> SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
>
> SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for
self;
> Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your
> actions.
>
> EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a
great
> friendship.
>
> NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake,
take
>
> immediate steps to correct it.
>
> TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller
> will hear it in your voice.
>
> TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
>
> Now, here’s the FUN part!

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The Lake

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When I was invited to lecture at a financial forum on Currency
Arbitrage Technologies during a conference at the University
of
Chicago School of Business I thought it would be just another
boring
convention. But since I like Chicago a great deal, I agreed
to
attend and hoped for an adventure of some sort to spice up
the
proceedings. It turned out better than I ever anticipated.
Read
on…….

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The Irish Wedding

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A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk
and the bride’s and groom’s families have a storming
row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called
in to break up the fight.

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The Hotel - Part 3

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As I lie in bed reading one night, I get a phone call. It’s
11:30pm and anyone who would need to talk to me would call
my cell phone. I answer, “Hello.” On the other
end, “Hey, it’s Tammy at the Front Desk. I’m
getting off of work right now. Mind if I come up?” I
reply, “Not at all.” As usual, she lets herself
in. I get up to greet her and she kisses me on the cheek. She
says, “I need to take a shower.” She begins to
walk to the bathroom, and then turns around and says, “You
can join me if you want to.” After she goes in there
I wait a few minutes to make my move. After I hear the water
running for a little while, I take off my clothes, walk in,
open the curtain, and there she is…dripping wet and waiting
for me. “It’s about time, ” she says. I
climb in, and she grabs me, pinning herself against the
wall.

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Hello A.F.F members this is Pete (aka: TanHotThongGuy)
about to share my personal views on relationships.

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THE FUTON

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I’m 42 and been a rural mailman for some 14 years in the Berkshire
Mts. People are all spread out over my area that I drive to
and deliver their mail. Well, one of the houses that was
empty for the longest time finally someone moved into it.
I met this attractive 34 yr. old woman. On Thursday, She
was posting and mounting her new mailbox on the road. I stop
to introduce myself to her. She told me she worked in the city
for a magazine layout editor and comes up here for relaxation
over the weekends. I told her to put her name and Box number
and I would probable be by her home before 11 am during the
week with her mail. I asked her is it Mrs. or Miss. She said
Ms. and that if she need anything to be mailed to leave the flag up
on her mailbox and I would stop and take it for her. Well, 2 days
later I had a package for her to sign. I knock on her door and
she came out to sign for the package. She told me that it was
a futon cover. A FUTON “What the Hell is that?” I asked her.
She invited me in and took me to her study. There was her desk
and computer, fax and TV. But here was a couch with a plastic
cover on it. This is a Futon my dear. Here was a wooden frame
with at least a queen size mattress on it. It’s a couch or
a bed if you open it up. Sit and see how it feels. Well I sat
down and she did to right next to me. Comfortable isn’t it
she said. She look right into my eyes and suddenly her right
arm was putting me down to her lips. She kissed me like I never
had been before. Her tongue slide into my mouth her left
hand started to go across my lap and I could feel my cock getting
hard. That kiss lasted about 5 minutes and then she jumped
up and told me to stand up in front of her. Her hands went for my
waist. She had my belt open and my fly she put down. “Your
unbelievable” I kept saying to her. She droped my pants and
boxers and look up at me. She had my cock in her hands and asked
me “If I like the way she licked it”? Just like licking postage
stamps but better she said. The glue on those stamps are
terrible. She lifted my balls and stroke my cock and before
I knew what she was going to do next. She open her mouth entirely
and took my cock all the way into her mouth. “God, this is
too good” I told her. But I told her to stop that I wanted to
do something for her too. I stood her up and unbutton her
shirt. She had no bra on and I a drop her jeans to the floor.
I lean down and suck on her 38 size breasts. She was only 5′6″
and I’m 6′2″. She moaned and I grab her and perch her up on the
top of the futon. I started to touch her clit and she ran her
hands through my hair. Then I licked her and put 2 fingers into
her. She told me that she was so wet in there and how good that
felt. Her hot tongue sliding in and out of her mouth and then
she told me she wanted me in her. She moved down in front of
me and turn around. I had her kneel on the couch. She brace
her arms up against the back of the couch and enter her from
behind. OH God! I told her. Hit me hard she kept telling me.
Then as I would she push herself down on my cock until she
told me that I hit her G-spot. My cock felt her tighten down
on my head and just like fireworks going up she was cuming and
cuming all over my cock. She had her hand down under stroking
my balls and I fell her in me. She was going into spasmings
inside. I hit her 4 more times hard and she let out a yell.
I pulled myself out of her and shot my load all over her ass.
She told me that was alright and she would be taking a shower
next. She went into the bathroom and got me a washcloth and
told her I had to finish doing my route. She told me she would
be leaving tomorrow afternoon (Sunday) about 4 pm to go
back to her apartment in the city but would be back next Friday.
But the rest of my Saturday was down hill from that. I had
a date with my girlfriend. She is beautian and talked over
dinner about how tried she was and being on her feet. I drop
her off a her house and then went onto mine. I never had sex
in that way in my life and I wanted so much more. I try to sleep
but this dream that I was on top of that woman woke me right
up. I dreamed that I stradled her and my cock was between
those beautiful tits and she was licking the head of my cock.
All I wanted was to FUCK her again and again. But how, mail
usually isn’t deliver on Sunday. It came to me finally early
in the morning, how I could go back to her. About 10 am I show
up at her door with a Priority Envelope. She came and answer
the door. It was be important if your getting this today. She open it
and put out a piece of paper. She smile at me. Tell me is this you who
sent this. It saids “I want to FUCK YOU again and again’. Well, I
guess you better come into my study she tells me. Hey, I can I ask a
question. “What” she saids. Can we put that futon into bed this time
instead of the couch position?

So,. What is it to be attached, strongly wanting to stay attached, and yet on the lookout for someone to fill ones physical needs when the one is not there, I know all of my physical needs (desires?) were not being met by my long-term significant-other anyway, but things are definitely much worse with a thousand-odd miles of countrys separation between us. My mantra has recently become monogamy sucks!
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