The Bus Ride

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It is late and the game is over. The players are all piling
onto the bus, and of course I am the first one on and I grab
the best seat in the house, all the way to the back. Luck would
have it for me that there is some media equipment in the seat
across from me and no one can sit there. I hope that you are
good enough to find your way back to me.

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The Best Yet!

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Was only a few days before Xmas and I was doing some shopping
for my boyfriend, at the time. I hate holiday crowds, but
I promised him I would help him out, as he has 2 daughters
and I thought I would add some of my feminine taste to their
Xmas presents.

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The Best & Funniest Jokes Around

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Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there
did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter
“the house”) a general lack of stirring by all
creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc.,
had been affixed by and around the chimney in said house
in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a.k.a. St. Nicholas
a.k.a. Santa Claus (hereinafter “Claus”)
would arrive at sometime thereafter. The minor residents,
i.e. the children, of the aforementioned house were located
in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal
hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein visions of confectionary
treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or
sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in
said dreams.

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The benefits of sex– true facts

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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person
is
sexually active or not?

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The 11th Husband

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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
“Please be
gentle; I’m still a virgin.”

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Thank you my darling

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Thank you my darling

It’s not easy to feel lonely all day through
nor to wander in this world without hope
sometimes I feel I don’t exist on this globe
and that nobody else notice me, but you

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Texas Hospitality

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I was on a business trip in Dallas last month. Out with the
guys we were checking out the local talent at a dance club.
There happened to be a very attractive woman 5′7″ with dark
hair and very shapely figure. My buddies were flirting
with her, but it was me who she wanted to dance with. We danced
and talked, my budies were about to leave and she offered
to take me back to my hotel. I accepted the offer and invited
her up to my room. She was 26 and recently divorced, and a
bit older than me. Neither one of us were really looking
to hook-up that night, but something felt right. I asked
her if she wanted to stay, she abliged and shortly began
removing her clothes to get a bit more comfortable. First
came off her vest exposing her full bra. Then her tight cropped
pants exposing her black panties. Then she removed her
bra allowing her 36DD puppies breath. I joined her in bed,
we immediately kissed, I was getting hard. She stroked my
throbbing penis as I removed her moist panties. I mounted
her and entered her as she let out a pent up moan. We went to
town for about ten minutes as if were were sexual soul mates.
She started to cum in a frenatic display of orgasmic beauty,
I was about to cum, I withdrew and shot a huge load on her flat
sweating stomach. A few minutes later she beagan to stroke
my now recharged tool and proceeded to mount me. Her large
breasts were slapping against each other, she began to
ride me faster and faster as she moaned with esctasy as she
came again, I couldn’t contain myself any longer she quickly
dismounted me an began sucking my penis until I came again
WOW! We were ready for round three as I mounted her from behind.
She realy liked it from behind and she liked her breasts
held tightly as I gave her the stones. She was a sexual dynamo
as we continued for another 45+ minutes. She came multiple
times as I maintained, I didn’t want it to end. When it finally
did we fell asleep for about 20 minutes to continue this
sexual marathon, three more times until she had to be at
work and I had a business meeting. What a night, what a woman,
I can’t wait to go back to Dallas.

Sweetest Poem Written To Me

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You changed my world with a blink of an eye
That is soemthing that I can not deny
You put my soul from worst to best
That is why I treasure you my dearest

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Sweet cum

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Ladies, if you have a difficult time swallowing your man’s
ejaculate(semen) due to taste and consistency, try these
simple tricks. First is the water secret; you have all read
that drinking the right amount of water is important in
every biological function that occurs in our body. Well,
it is also important in cum production. A well hydrated
body produces cum that is very fluid and not so thick. It
is easier to swallow that way. Divide his body weight in
half and that is the number of ounces of water he needs to
drink daily. And it is water not coffee, tea, beer, soda
pop, etc. After a few days you will notice how better feeling
his cum is and you will see an increase in volume, it may be
a small amount but the whole thing fits in a tablespoon anyway
so any increase is a positive thing.
Second trick is pineapple. Eating pineapple gives his
semen a sweet taste. Somehow the sugars in pineapple gives
his semen extra sugar. I know that it just doesn’t go
from mouth to testicles, I have had enough biology in school
to understand that much. How it works, I don’t know.
The good thing is it does work. Try it and see. Give him a small
bowl of pineapple chunks at breakfast time on Monday and
Tuesday and then try him out on Wednesday. Trust me it works.

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