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Just some funny ways to propose her/him ……..(at your
own risk!!!)

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun
into her
back)

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On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read:
“WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!”
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A priest went into a Washington, D.C., barbershop, got
his hair cut and asked how much he owed.
“No charge, Father, ” the barber said. “I
consider it a service to the Lord.” when the barber
arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small
prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank you note
from the priest.
A few days later a police officer came in. “How much
do I owe you?” the cop asked after his haircut.
“No charge, officer, ” the barber answered.
“I consider it a service to my community.” The
next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop
along with a thank you note from the police officer.
A few days after that, a Senator walked in for a haircut.
“How much do I owe you?” he asked afterward.
“No charge, ” the barber replied. “I
consider it a service to my country.” The next morning
when he arrived at the shop, the barber found a dozen Senators
waiting on the stoop.

Wake up people..I get so sick of listening to guys complain
because they don’t get answers to their emails, no
one is running to the computer to email them, every one must
be a fake..Did you ever stop to think a minute??????

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do you fell bad about your phisical atributs well i beet
in (REALITY)you dont have any logical reson for it. you
see its all about your perception and the amount off energe
you choose to put in to that afermation (ALL THOW USHALLY
SUBCONCHES) you see conchess + energe = reality. and thats
what creats your cochess perception. what im geting at
is its all about the mind and the emotional plane of egsistence
thats the beauty off it ass nothing is what it apers to be.
its about the gerny of discovery .lerning about echother
and what sort of expirience each of us can create and what
amazing expireance to people can make its the only way (SEX)
for two people (or more) can entierly conect. what im geting
at is your body is just the perfect viecle for that .so just
remember that your body is resposible for some amazing
things so dont let a negitive perceptions control your
reality we all come in diferent sizes shaps colers etc but
those diferences, veriabols are what maks it so wonderfull,
intense and enlitening etc. ps. if you find my thourts intreging
email me. by for now

A professor stood before his Philosophy 101 class and had
some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly,
he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded
to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if
the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

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Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

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