Oct
31
Penis Requests a Raise
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Oct
28
Penis Requests a Raise
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Oct
25
Penis Requests a Raise
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Oct
21
Penis enlarging pills that worked!
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I recently recieved some pills in the mail that I didn’t
order! I figured it’s a joke gift from some friend or
other. Anyhow, I took them (the pills are called Enzyte…and
I have no idea how much they cost!) figuring, “What
can I lose?”
I was shocked! The first day afterwards, I was walking around
with a hard on all day! Same with day 2. I found myself having
spontanious erections all the time and I’d get hard
faster whenever my partner touched me. Needless to say,
I was pleased. I’ve just finished the month supply
that came in the bottle and… well, I think I’m actually
bigger now too! Un-fucking-believeable. I never thought
that I’d actually consider ordering these pills again…
but then again, it never occured to me that those kinds of
pills were anything but a scam. I’m just wondering
if any guys out there have had simmilar experiences, or
if this is all just the placebo effect. (And shouldn’t
the placebo effect not take place, since I didn’t believe
in the pills to start off with?)
Oct
17
Peacemakers
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Peacemakers’ new album is best recording to date
By THOMAS BOND
January 16, 2004
Oct
13
Pay attention now!!!!!
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1) Read the profile..If you do not fit the criteria asked
for do not write..It wastes your time and mine..
Oct
9
Pain and Humiliation
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Who among us enjoys being humiliated, insulted or hurt,
either emotionally or physically, especially in public?
I would think none would raise their hand for that one. Why
is it that just because you can remain anonymous to the world
you find people in cyber world that enjoy hurting others,
unsolicited in many instances, by insulting either their
face, features, or other attributes publicly. I hear daily
how everyone wants “Peace” Is this how you get
peace? is this how you ensure Peace? If you don’t like
ones appearance, profile, etc, remember the words, “if
you have nothing to say good, SAY NOTHING” It takes
very little effort to just move along silently, than to
send a person a hurtful, insulting email that they did not
ask for. Not a one of us knows the emotional or fragile mind
frame some people have, would you be happy knowing it was
your mean or spiteful words that caused a suicide? or greater
depression. It has happened, I know first hand of such things.
Think about it folks, life and the world is a better place
if we walk thru it gently, peacefully, and kindly. Keep
your words sweet, someday you may have to eat them.
Oct
6
Overtime at the office.
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It was late and I was just finishing up some work when I heard
her enter. It was Becky, the sexy new executive we just hired
last week. “Hey, didn’t expect to see you here
this late.” she said, sitting down on the edge of my
desk. She must have just come from the gym, her sports bra
and tight spandex were visible through her white t-shirt.
“Yeah, I’m getting ready to blow.” I said,
” I’ve got a real hard one here.” She gasped
and exclaimed “What did you say!?” Realizing
how that might have sounded I quickly responded…”I
meant this problem with the — Acount.”
She responded, smiling seductively, “Oh, I thought….well
I thought it was something I could help you with! I am quite
good with…hard issues” I thought about it for the
briefest of minutes before responding back ” Well,
I never turn down help in that area, especially from someone
so obviously equiped for it.”
She slid over to my computer and leaned down to look at my
screen, pretending to check what I was working on. In the
process she gave me a good chance to glance at the swelling
breasts pushing against her sports bra. I must have lingered
too long because the next thing I heard was her whispered
“What do you think? Should we go to my office and resolve
this issue?” Never one to shy from an adventure, I
responded, “sure, just give me a minute to close down.”
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Oct
2
Over 35s should be dead by now
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Subject: FW: People over 35 should be Dead!
What say the younger generation??
Here’s why.

