One Day at a Time

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The most important lesson I have learned since my divorce is to take one day at a time and keep my face in the healing light. I have met several interesting people on this sight and will likely meet more in the days ahead. After a few misadventures (which taught me much) I have come to the conclusion to savor each day and each new friend I make. Communication is the key and needs to be from both sides. A long distance friendship or even a local friendship can last only if both members work together. If it is one sided, it is a losing cause. Each member of the team needs to be clear about his or her own desires, wants and needs. Maybe more importantly, to not relinguish the power or the independence so often earned through hard work, tears and determination.
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on the hood of my patrol car

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i worked for a county sheriffs office and she was an officer
for a city in my jurisdiction. we had met on similar calls
for service and i had always got flustered when she was around.
she had beautifull red hair and an angelic face to go with
her body. she had always caught me staring at her and would
flirt and make remarks just to get me going even more. she
knew i wanted her and made it known to me. we always talked
on the cell phone if she wasnt working and kept in touch with
one another. one night she was out on a date and it didnt last
very long. i had spoke to her on the cell phone and she said
she wanted to meet me in our usual spot, a cemetary nearby.
i drove to the rear of the cemetary and found a nice dark spot
you cant see from the passing road. she showed up and got
out of her vehicle, she had on a dress that brought out the
wetness in my already stiff cock. she stuck her head inside
my window and noticed the bulge in my pants. she reached
in and while planting a big wet tongue kiss on my lips she
stroked my cock in all its glory. without saying a word i
got out of my vehicle and she immediately dropped my gunbelt
and was on her knees wrestling with with the polyester pants
i was wearing. my cock fell out and she took it all into her
hot mouth at once. i pulled back quickly because it was enough
to blow my load right then. i tlod her i wanted to fuck her
on the hood of my patrol vehicle and she smiled and pulled
me by my dick to the front of the car. i leaned back onto the
hood and she took me into her mouth again and let out a sigh
i will never forget. i held her by the sides of her head and
guided her along the shaft of my dick touching the back of
her throat with every stroke. i then stopped her and put
her on the hood of the car. i spread her legs and there in front
of me was a sopping wet red haired pussy. i couldnt contain
my self i rammed her hard as she was tugging my asscheeks
in rythymn with my banging her. we fucked with her legs around
my shoulders and it was pure deep penetration. i knew she
had came and i pulled out she took me into her mouth again
and took it all down moaning and groaning all the way licking
and cleaning for another ten minutes. god it was the greatest
fuck of my life !!!!!!

Ole Slim Strikes Again

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There was a wrestler who was a huge fellow and had a hold that
defeated all his opponents. He traveled the world offering
$5000 to anyone who could beat him and $10, 000 if they were
able to break “the hold” and beat him, if he were
able to get you in it, and he always could. Needless to say
he won everywhere he went.Then They came to North Carolina
and held a tuffman contest and offered $10, 000 to anyone
who could beat him and $20, 000 if they could break “the
hold”. Well Slim told his buddy Roy, “Hell man
I could use that cash and I will give it a try”. The first
round came and Slim held his own and the crowd was going crazy
chanting “Go Slim Go”. The second round and
hell slim actually got the better of the big fellow and the
crowd was really loud then. The third round and slim started
okay but the big fellow got him in “the hold”
about half way thru. He had Slim twisted up so bad he looked
like a pretzle, the crowd was silent knowing it was near
the end for Slim.Then slim broke out of the hold and beat
that big fellow from one end of the ring to the other and left
him laying in his own blood. Well why traveling home that
night Roy looked over and ask Slim, “Well bro. how
did you do it”? Slim repied, ” Well I thought
I did pretty good the first round and the crowd was cheering
me on, the second round I felt I was getting stronger and
I heard the crowd really cheering me on then, then in the
third he got me in that damn hold and I did not know up from
down and was about to give in but Roy I look up and there they
were hanging right in my face…hehehe you know Roy it is
amazing what a man can do when he bites himself in the balls.”

ohhhhh Cindy’s Clit

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Sense of Touch
Some things in life are planned, and others occur by accident.
And some
exude sweet serendipity, that confluence of wonderful
events which come
together, as if by magic, never to be repeated in quite the
same way. Let me
tell you about one such time.

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Office Surprise

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WARNING—–May cause spontaneous Masturbation!
Read at your own risk! Not responsible for
unforecast Orgasms!
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Nuclear Power & Little Tommy

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A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when
the stranger turned to the boy and said, “Let’s
talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
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Nice guys never finish first

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I was with a girl just recently broken up now for 3 years.
We did it long distance and she was my best friends cousin.
We went through alot getting into the relationship and
we worked through it fine. The sex wasnt all that great but
I dealt with it and tried to make it better even though she
never attempted, because I loved her that much. For the
first 2 1/2 years all she could talk about was getting married
and having kids. I wanted to also, but she was in college
and I wanted her to finish with all of that b4 we went further
and possibly caused her to not finish college. I had finally
convinced her it was the right thing to do after getting
her to babysit a kid for a week everyday while going fulltime
to college and working part time also. She didnt like it.
Well we went to Jamaica everything seemed great. We also
talked on the phone everyday at 9pm for an hour. Last couple
of months it seemed she was getting distant and not taking
the time as b4 to call me and sorts. Well her grandfather
died and her mentally challenged sister had an unplanned
kid with a guy everyone hated and she disapproved of. She
said she was unhappy and that she wanted to be herself and
figure out what she wanted in life. I fought tooth and nail
over it for her to try to work it out after going through what
we went through for 3 years and it working thus far. She said
she wanted to be single nothing to tie her down and just be
her. Come to find out 2 weeks later that she found this new
guy from work that she started to see and she said it was only
as friends and he was just cool to hang out with and have fun.
Second date(after she told me she didnt want to be in a realtionship)
she sleeps over and fucks him. Why do women treat men this
way and men too….when the other partner did everything
for them and treated them like a queen/king, that they up
and leave wothout the courtesy to be truthful and honest
with a good cander about them? I will never understand that.
I handled it like a gentleman and never once spouted off
or made and rude comment or remark. I went out like a good
man true to myself and as a gentleman even though I got shit
on like I was in some highschool relationship. This just
goes to show that nice guys that give all never finish anywhere
but last place…..always

New Viruses?

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CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a seven-inch hard drive with no memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

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