Growing up in a religious school

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Going to college let me meet some new people. Recently I
made friends with a guy who grew up going to a strict catholic
school. It’s entertaining to me how naive this boy
is. He knows so little of the world due to his sheltered life.
You’d think growing up on the south side of Chicago
would allow him to experience most things not even I could
(growing up in the suburbs). But I guess not.

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Great Inventions

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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve
been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed
the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want
in heaven.”

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Good hook ups

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Was a little sceptical about on-line services like this
one and I have had my share of cyber-flakes. But every once
in a while you have a good hook up.

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Golf Rules in the Bedroom

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Each player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally
one club and two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
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God and Harley

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God and Harley

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
Arthur Davidson died and went to Heaven.

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Getting Over Her…

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My girlfriend and I broke up a while back, or more correctly
she broke up with me. The reason was that I’m studying
abroad in a different country. She said that it was just
too far and too hard, but this was only a month after I’d
left. Anyway, I was devastated at first but with time I got
over. Although my feelings for her have faded somewhat
I still think about getting back together some day. Is that
crazy? Is it weird to want to be with your ex? I should mention
that she was my first girlfriend so she probably means a
little bit more to me.

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GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT

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One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who were taking
Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and
the midterms and labs, such that going into the final they
had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going
into the final that the weekend before finals week (even
though the Chemistry final was on Monday), they decided
to go up to Uvirginia and party with some friends up there.
So they did this and had a great time. However, with their
hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday
and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to find
Professor Bonk after the final and explain to him why they
missed the final. They told him that they went up to UV for
the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study,
but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn’t
have a spare and couldn’t get help for a long time and
so were late getting back to campus. Bonk thought this over
and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following
day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied
that night and went in the next day at the time that Bonk had
told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each
of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked
at the first problem, which was something simple about
molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. “Cool”
they thought, “this is going to be easy.” They
did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared,
however, for what they saw on the next page. It said: (95
points) Which tire?

Gential Warts

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Unfortunately, I have HPV and it’s not because I didn’t
use protection… I just happened to come into contact
with someone during sex that had HPV.

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