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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer
noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could
barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the
indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched
on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few
more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled
out of car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser
test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence
of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said “I’ll have to ask you to accompany
me to the Police station this breath-analyser equipment
must be broken.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

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My first dae with Jody was purly by accident, or so I thought.
I was in the military, and had a date for payday night with
a hot redhead that worked for the summer in a beach resort
down the road from the Base I was stationed at. she had the
reputation of being a great lay, and I even heard others
from camp refer to her as “mattress back Mary”.
She lived in a house with a young widow, her two sisters,
and her two kids. It was payday, and I called to confirm the
time to pick her up, and her landlady Jody answered, and
explained to me that Mary hadn’t been home in a couple
of days, and she was shacked up with two black entertainers
from a local club, and I really shouldn’t be going out
with “that kinda girl”, my response if she wanted
to save me from hell she would have to go out with me then.
She agreed, and I said I would pick her up at 6PM and we would
go to Dinner first. I arrive a little early, and sat and played
with her little 4 year old boy while Jody finished getting
ready. When we left the house and got in the car, her first
words were ” I know today is payday, and I am just going
out with you for all I can get, and thats all”. My reply
was a simple “Well Baby, I am just going out withyou
for all I can get, and that’s all. We had a nice dinner,
and hit a couple of the Clubs for thier shows, and she seemed
to know everybody in town, it turned out that she had been
a singer with a well know “Big Band” ha played
every summer in this resort, but had broken away, and was
now playing the Piano Bar in one of the most exclusive Clubs
in Town. About 2AM we went down to the beach and laid in the
sand, listing to music on the radio, while I tried to make
out, remember the comments I made about the “she said,
I said at the begining of our date, well I spent my full paycheck,
so she got it all, and I got nothing. But it gets better, at
7 AM we went back to the base, I saw a buddy from HQ and talked
him into making me a set of Orders shipping me overseas,
and a 72 hour pass, (in those days almost all states had a
3 day “waiting time” between the time you took
out a marraige licence) and we went to the next State over
that, would waive the “waiting time for servicemen,
if you were leaving for overseas assignment within 48 hours.
At 12 O’Clock Noon, we appeared befor the Judge and
got married, that will be 54 years ago this August 2nd, and
we are still married. We have always claimed we got married
for each others money, and we both got cheated. This is a
True Story.

Double Life of a Call Girl
by Rick Ryan
This stunning model has been living a double life. During
the day she’s one hell of a glamour girl, walking the
runways in stunning outfits and swimwear. She’s filmed
commercials and posed in front of celebrated photographers.
But when she’s not modeling, Nancy, I’ll call
her, is one of America’s highest paid call-girls.
Nancy, who lives in Olathe, Kansas, goes to extraordinary
lengths to conceal her double life from those closest to
her. She tells her mom, who lives in Kansas City, that she
is going on modeling trips abroad when in fact she is meeting
oil tycoons, wealthy businessman, etc., for sex sessions
in hotels all over Europe.
Often she stays up all night with paying clients in glamorous
resorts such as Marbella on Spain’s Costa del Sol.
Her clients pay as much as $3, 000 a night or more.
Her high price tag includes lots of glitzy window dressing
and foreplay as she turns on the charm and posh voice to accompany
customers to dinner and parties before stripping off for
the main event.
Nancy’s 36D-24-34 figure - and a guarantee that she
won’t spill the beans - allow her to demand the highest
rates. At 5”7″ tall and 123 pounds, this
24-year-old would make any man cough up his life savings
for one night of her pleasures.
“In my eyes you pay for what you get. If you want class
and beauty, you pay for it. If you want long sessions of wild,
passionate and torrid sex, you pay for it. If you don’t
want to worry about being ripped off, what the girl looks
like or being caught in a police sting through a local newspaper,
you pay for it, ” says Nancy.
Nancy juggles her lucrative call girl sessions with photo
shoots for glamour magazines, commercials and the runways
of America and Europe.
“Only my closest friend, Ann, really knows about
my double life, ” Nancy said. “Her husband
ran out on her two years ago leaving the two children behind.
Ann works a regular job that only pays her $8.00 per hour.
You can’t make it on that!”
When Nancy started helping Ann out with $300 per week, she
eventually confessed to her sideline job.
“I couldn’t do it, ” Ann pointed out quickly
to me, “but I can’t knock Nancy for it. She’s
old enough to make her own decisions in life. She’s
really saved me and my girls from poverty. No one else cared
about us.”
Ann teams up with Nancy to keep her double life a secret from
her family.
“The family has never suspected anything because
I cover for her. Nancy times everything between her regular
career and her other service, ” Ann said.
Ann went on to say that Nancy’s family always struggled
to make ends meet. Christmas was not the happiest time of
the year, nor was Halloween or Thanksgiving. Nancy decided
she would not be short on money in her grown up life no matter
what it took.
“Nancy is one of the best friends a person could have.
She really cares about people, children and her family.
When I read about prostitutes, call-girls, etc., being
busted, it really turns my stomach. People’s morals
shouldn’t be legislated by morons who don’t have
an understanding of real life, ” Ann said with conviction.
Nancy stays in contact with her clients via the cell phone.
It also keeps her business away from her family.
“All my special clients have my number as I do theirs, “
she says. “All it takes is one ring and I go ring a ding.”
Nancy plans to stay in the business for another 7 to 10 years.
She tells me that her goals are to buy a home with cash, buy
Ann a home, and to have thousands of dollars saved in the
bank.
“Oh, I’ll do some wise investing in the market,
but I’ll mainly buy land. Land always goes up in value.
The market is so unpredictable.”
Ann says that Nancy has three strong weak points: money,
sex and men!
“I love sex! I love men! I love money!” Nancy
said. “When I have an appointment with a client, he
knows he’ll be treated like a King. When you call girls
in the local area of Kansas City or elsewhere through whatever
means, you get the bottom of the barrel. You should hear
what these women really think about their clients. It’s
damn disgusting to me!”
Nancy claims to have worked for an escort agency before
going out on her own. She claims to have met all kinds of women
in the local business.
“These guys are really asking for punishment. I realize
they may not have the money to afford class, but gee, most
girls consider them disgusting pigs or perverts. Is that
the way to treat someone who pays your bills? I think not!”
“She’s a good natured girl, ” says Ann.
“Her clients mean everything to her.”
Living a double life is not hard for Nancy, she says. She
doesn’t have any shame in what she does. But would she
be in favor of legalizing prostitution?
“Hell yes! I feel sorry for most women in the business.
They face all kinds of problems like pimps, police, stalkers,
IRS, and their competition. If prostitution was legal,
these women wouldn’t have to worry about bad johns
and such. You always take crime out of something by legalizing
it. I’ve seen that over in Europe, ” Nancy said.
Before I walked out the door of her place, Nancy said, “Have
you ever thought how many people’s lives have been
destroyed by bad laws? Have you ever thought about how many
girls have been murdered because of bad laws? As long as
men have the money and women around, we’ll have prostitution.
You’ll never get rid of it, so what not go along with
the flow? Bad laws won’t stop me from it.”

I am a personal trainer in Utah and find that most people
who have a sedentary lifestyle eat way to many carbs and
become overweight. I always ask them what they do for work
and in their lifestyle as far as recreation and I find most
people don’t need to eat that many carbs keeping them to
a minimun. I always tell think about what you will be doing
for the next three hours and plan their meal around that.
Say they will be sitiing at the office working okay then
you don’t need very many carbs with that meal before you
go sit for three hours str8. Society is unforunately getting
fatter and that is really sad. I believe in healthy body
healthy mind. So people out there if you don’t live a very
active lifestyle and the same for work being sedentary
you want to lose weight limit your carbs to a minimun. Don’t
get rid of them alltogether because you need carbs to survive
your body uses them for energy but if you don’t burn off the
carbs you ate your body will store them at fat

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have
an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for
this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
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I was out of work and living in North Jersey at the time. I
worked construction in the City. My wife and I have two daughters
one was 5 and the other 1. I would send the oldest to school
in the morning and the young one sleeped most of the time.
One day I was in the basement watching the tube, when the
bell ring. It was the lawyers wife returning some clothes
we give her for her daughter. I took the bag and asked if she
wanted anything to drink. She said ice tea thanks. Up I go
to the kitchen, when I return she sitting on the sofa. I hand
her the tea and sit down. Small talk starts and the next thing
I feel is her cold hand on my leg. I’m wearing shorts
at the time. I look her in the eyes and ask what up. She said
I know you fuck around on your wife. I ask how do you know this?
She replys her husband told her. I don’t know if I’m
pissed at her or greatfull. She isn’t that great to
look at. But being the fucked up that I’m I ask her would
she like some. her anwer floored me. Some she said, I want
it all. Well we have 21/2 hours to party. We start with the
foreplay, but this woman want dick. Well we take each others
clothes off and her body isn’t that bad to look at. She
like what she see on my face. We kiss and the tongues go wild
and my hand finds her pussy. She wants cock but first she
puts her finger in her hole and bring up to my lips. A test
I take her finger in my mouth, then drop down and eat her while
she is standing there. She is lost in her own world. I try
to stop after a few minutes, but she will not let me up. Yes
she comes and I get her juice full in my mouth. I get up with
my hard 7″ and bend her over the sofa and take her from
the back. She is loving it. She wants it to last as long as
I can go. Well we change to the BJ for a while. But I’m
going nuts. She stop and start talking like nothing going
on. My dick is going what the fuck is going on. After some
time she goes down on the dick again it’s up and hard,
but she stops and I ask want up. She tells me that her husband
is always in control. Well why didn’t you tell me you
wanted to be in control. She didn’t know what to say.
So I said do me love. And I’ll do what ever you want me
to do. She fucked my brains out that day and for the next 2
months. What I loved was going to her house and eating there
food and knowing that she was going to fuck me tomorrow.
Boy did I hate going back to work

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