complaint

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The complaint:

Ms.B.Haven;

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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Commitment.
To commit or not commit, this is the delima.

Dictionary explains;
- “Commitment as meaning; the act of pledging
- the state of being pledged
- an obligation or promise etc that restricts freedom of
action
- formerly from the word ‘ mittimus’ which was
a legally written order of a court directing that a person
be imprisoned.”

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comedy: why do you do this to me?

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I’ve been feeling very tired lately. I’ve been
blaming it
on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen
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College Starter

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Joseph was not an outgoing guy. He had stumbled nervously in his first year of
college, holding his own but feeling a bit like a deer in the headlights of a
car. He hated living in the dorms after having his own wing of the house back
with his parents. He was a good looking guy standing 6 feet tall. His muscular
170 pounds was well apportioned. His wavy brown hair was cut short, but still
his bangs occasionally fell down covering his green eyes. Joseph was a nice guy
who never hurt anyone or did anything wrong. He had but one girlfriend all his
life who left him for another guy at the end of his senior year in high school.
In a world of sex and passion, Joseph was still a virgin. He saw that as a
virtue, most of his friends just felt sorry for him. Until that first semester
at college…
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Close Encounters - Part 2

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Close Encounters - Part 2

Ah, the Internet. That piece of cyberspace that has integrated
itself into our lives, whether we wanted it or not. Yes,
it has made life easier, or so we think, but also it has distanced
us, one from another in ways that could never have been anticipated.
Our screen name replaces our real name, and with it, a degree
of anonymity emerges, as we have now the opportunity to
be whoever we chose to be, the alter ego that existed in real
life, but for whatever myriad of reasons, was never explored.
So, as web explorers now, we seek out on our quest others
of like interests, like desires, like minds, and in doing
so, we hope to connect at some level, whether it be cellular
or through the 1s and 0s of cyber code.

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Close Encounters - Part 12

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It was approximately nine weeks ago that I wrote a piece
entitled Close Encounters, Part 2. In that piece a premise
was made, a postulate presented, and a conclusion drawn,
an inference based upon what we know of human kind, and our
interaction with one another. Now, some nine weeks later,
and through trials and tribulations, the answer to whether
there is Reality on the internet is further questioned.

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Clinton and Sex

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Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian
who said
he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right -
I miss Bill Clinton! He was
the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

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