The Defination of a “Kiss”
Filed Under Sex Stories
Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand
is always higher.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable
when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided
by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between
two lips.
Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to
the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction
between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris
muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability
depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child,
ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural
and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process, which builds
a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
Prof. of Comp. Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined
variable
